Laugh Out Loud: 50+ Hilarious Quotes to Brighten Your Day or Instagram Feed
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Embrace the Joy of Laughter with Funny Quotes
Laughter Is the Best Medicine
LOL, LMAO, ROFL, LQTM for the more discrete, however you say it, we all love a good laugh! And what better way to brighten someone’s (or your own!) day or add a pop of humor to your Instagram feed than a classic funny quote! We’ve collected over 50 lol-worthy quotes, perfect to be used in a Get Well Soon card, as part of that oh-so fire selfie that needs an equally amazing caption, or in a scrapbook (yes, it is still trendy!).
These funny quotes from pop culture to famous people saying famous things are the perfect addition to a card. We’ve even included some funny birthday quotes to go in a card (we’ve just launched some new designs on the Picta website! Simply upload your photo, add in the text, and your card is ready in less than an hour - that’s less time than it takes to watch your favorite Netflix stand-up comedy special!
Unforgettable Funny Quotes for All Occasions
Classic Comedic Gems
These classic funny quotes from some classic funny people sure had me lqtm (laughing quietly to myself) as I wrote this article:
- "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious." — Michael Scott (Steve Carell), The Office
- "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." — Jim Carrey
- "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." — Oscar Wilde
- "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member." — Groucho Marx
- "Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children." — Sam Levenson
- "The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice cream." — Bill Murray
- "Life is hard. After all, it kills you." — Katharine Hepburn
- "Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back." — Oscar Wilde
- "The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets." — Al McGuire
- "My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them." — Mitch Hedberg
Modern-Day LOLs
Step into the 21st century with these more recent funny quotes!
- "My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that." — Stewart Francis
- "I'm not insane. My mother had me tested!" — Sheldon Cooper (Jim Parsons), The Big Bang Theory
- "Why is it called 'rush hour' when nothing moves?" — Robin Williams
- "I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure." — Unknown
- "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it." — Unknown
- "My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry." — Unknown
- "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!" — Unknown
- "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug." — Unknown
- "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments." — Flip Wilson
- "I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done." — Steven Wright
Pop Culture Funny Quotes
From movies to tv shows and more, these funny quotes and sayings from popular media are the best!
- "'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you're ever gonna get!" — Honey Best (Kimberly Adair Clark), The Incredibles
- "It’s not a man purse. It’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one." — Alan (Zach Galifianakis), The Hangover
- "I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" — Chandler Bing (Matthew Perry), Friends
- "I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort." — Zach Galifianakis
- "I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!" — Mrs. George (Amy Poehler), Mean Girls
- "There’s no crying in baseball!" — Jimmy Dugan (Tom Hanks), A League of Their Own
- "According to the map, we've only gone 4 inches." — Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels), Dumb and Dumber (1994)
- "It's so weird being my own role model." — Mindy Lahiri (Mindy Kaling), The Mindy Project
- "If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer." — Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey), Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
- "That's what she said." — Michael Scott (Steve Carell), The Office
Punny Quotes
As a firm believer of puns, these wordplay quotes (or Dad jokes, no judgment) are sure to get a chuckle, or at least a loud exhale out of your audience!
- "I'm reading a book on the history of glue – can't put it down."
- "I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy."
- "Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint!"
- "I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already."
- "Atheism is a non-prophet organization."
- "I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something."
- "I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."
- "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."
- "When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble."
- "I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"
Party Humor: Funny Birthday Quotes
Add these funny birthday quotes to one of our Picta cards and the birthday girl or boy is sure to have a good laugh!
- "Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you."
- "You're not old, you're vintage!"
- "At least you're not as old as you will be next year."
- "If you remember how much you drank last night, you didn’t have enough."
- “Here's to getting as lit as the candles on your cake today!”
- “Older? For sure. Wiser? Not so much!”
- “Is it hot in here? Must be all the candles on your birthday cake.”
- “Happy Birthday to someone who is comparable to fine wine and cheese. You just get better with age, lady!”
- “It’s better to be over the hill than under it.”
- “You definitely don’t look a day older than the age you tell people you are.”
And there you have it folks, our collection of some funny and silly quotes to brighten your mood! I won’t quit my day job to become a stand-up artist so what you do with them is up to you!